1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,809 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,212 - I'VE RUSHED INTO DOING IT. IT'S KIND OF RUINED STUFF. 3 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,713 IS THAT COOL? - YEAH, TOTALLY. 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,648 WE DID IT ONCE. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,950 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 6 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,785 SO STOP LEAVING NOTES ON MY LOCKER. 7 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,120 - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 8 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,721 - YOUR POSITION IS NO LONGER REQUIRED. 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,722 - AM I BEING FIRED? 10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,090 NOW I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT-- 11 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,792 ABOUT FINDING A JOB AND GETTING INSURANCE AGAIN. 12 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,594 - OH! - OH, MY GOD. 13 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:28,595 - WHY IS HE LAUGHING? 14 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,263 - OH, LOOK WHO IT IS, 15 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,298 MY WOULD-BE ASSASSIN. 16 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,067 - SHUT UP AND LET ME FILL OUT MY GODDAMN PAPERWORK. 17 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,436 - I'M GUESSING THIS IS YOUR FIRST CLINICAL TRIAL. 18 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,905 RIGHT NOW CLIQUES ARE FORMING. 19 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:42,442 AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE MEAN BLONDE GIRL. 20 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:55,055 [Leftover Cuties' Game Called Life] 21 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,123 - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 22 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:02,095 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 23 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,832 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 24 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:10,570 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 25 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,309 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 26 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:21,147 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 27 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:26,486 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 28 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:31,658 ♪ CALLED LIFE? ♪ 29 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,232 - IMAGINE YOU ARE HEALTHY AND STRONG, 30 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,701 AND YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMY-- 31 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,803 CANCER. 32 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,243 VISUALIZE YOUR CANCER IN FRONT OF YOU 33 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,911 AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE. 34 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,012 [bell dings] 35 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,516 YOU HAVE GREAT RESERVES OF INNER STRENGTH. 36 00:01:56,549 --> 00:02:00,553 REACH INSIDE YOURSELF AND HARNESS THIS POWER. 37 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,656 YOUR COURAGE EMPOWERS YOU. 38 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,892 YOUR ENDURANCE SUSTAINS YOU. 39 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,861 - [grunting] 40 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,231 - YOU ARE FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE AND LIGHT. 41 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,733 YOU ARE NOT SICK. 42 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,869 YOU WILL BE TRIUMPHANT... 43 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,437 [crowd cheering] 44 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,506 BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONGER 45 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,640 THAN YOUR CANC-- 46 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,876 CANC--CANC--CANC-- CANC--CANC-- 47 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:27,547 [MP3 skipping] 48 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,949 [MP3 stops] 49 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,387 - "A," GOOD MORNING. 50 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,723 "B," HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING BUT THE LASAGNA. 51 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,091 THAT'S FOR DINNER. 52 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,094 - I'M LOOKING FOR A-- LIKE, A BABY-SIZED POT ROAST 53 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:44,597 OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL HEFT TO TEST MY CREATION. 54 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,432 - OKAY, I'LL BITE. 55 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,901 WHAT CREATION? 56 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,336 - AH. INTRODUCING... 57 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,105 THE TOLKEY TOT TOTE. 58 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,941 IT'S A SLING FOR BABY CATHY. 59 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,243 SHE IS GONNA ROCK IT. - WELL, IT IS... 60 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,380 ADMIRABLY HOMEMADE. 61 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,148 - AH, IT'S COBBLED TOGETHER FROM DISH TOWELS, 62 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,217 COUPLE OF OLD POT HOLDERS. 63 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:08,121 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 64 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,892 IT WORKS. HA HA. I'M BRILLIANT. 65 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,527 - HAS REBECCA SEEN THIS? 66 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,829 - NO, SHE'S ON A PHARMACEUTICAL BOONDOGGLE, 67 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,099 WHICH IS WHY I'VE HAD TIME TO NURTURE MY CREATIVE SIDE. 68 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,167 OH. 69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,503 GRANTED, FURTHER TESTING IS IN ORDER. 70 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,505 UM, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 71 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,074 - REMEMBER, BABIES ARE FRAGILE. 72 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:29,809 EVERY TIME ADAM DOES SOMETHING STUPID, 73 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,411 I WONDER IF IT'S BECAUSE I DROPPED HIM 74 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,146 ON THAT SKATING RINK. - OH, NO. 75 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:37,317 HE DOES STUPID SHIT 'CAUSE I DROPPED HIM ON THE DRIVEWAY. 76 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,420 THANKS FOR THE BALANCED BREAKFAST, SIS. 77 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,754 - REALLY, DAISY? 78 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,757 OUR INSURANCE IS COVERING THE APPOINTMENT 79 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,993 WHERE THE DOCTOR ORDERED THE MRI FOR MY WIFE, 80 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,229 BUT NOT THE MRI ITSELF? 81 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,798 HOW CONVENIENT... FOR YOU. 82 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,633 OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, DAISY. 83 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,235 I WILL RESUBMIT THE CLAIM. 84 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,537 YOU HAVE A LOVELY, WELL-INSURED DAY YOURSELF. 85 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,671 BYE-BYE. 86 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,406 - WHAT'S THE DAMAGE THIS TIME? 87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,774 - 1,800 BUCK 88 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:05,311 - NOW I-I REALLY WANT TO FUCK HER UP. 89 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,981 - NO FUCKING-UPPING. YOU LET ME HANDLE IT, OKAY? 90 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,449 YOU JUST CHILLAX. 91 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,284 WHOA. IS THAT A NEW iPOD? 92 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,485 DAMN, I WANT ONE. 93 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,554 - NO, IT'S MY OLD iPOD. IT'S BROKEN. 94 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,755 I'M GONNA TAKE IT IN. 95 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,223 THEY'RE EITHER GONNA FIX IT, 96 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,392 OR THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A NEW ONE. 97 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,160 - AM I SENSING SOME TENSION HERE? 98 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,930 - NO, YOU'RE SENSING $1,800 IS A LOT OF MONEY, 99 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,366 EVEN WHEN WE HAD TWO INCOMES. 100 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,836 - THIS IS JUST A BLIP ON THE ECONOMIC PICTURE, I PROMISE. 101 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:32,538 - DID YOU FOLLOW UP ON THOSE JOB INTERVIEWS FROM LAST WEEK? 102 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,209 - THEY WERE BOTH STEPS DOWN-- BAD MOVES, BIG PICTURE-WISE. 103 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,511 - WE NEED A BETTER PICTURE, PAUL. 104 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,446 - REMEMBER MY OLD FRIEND JIMMY LUND? 105 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,016 - PLAID SHIRTS? - STRIPED. 106 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,150 HE CALLED. 107 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,752 THE COMPANY HE WORKS FOR IS HIRING. 108 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,954 WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUNCH TO TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS. 109 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,257 I FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE, CATH, 110 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,358 REALLY GOOD. 111 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,994 SO THE UNEMPLOYMENT TIDE IS TURNING. 112 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,162 UP HIGH. 113 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,465 OH, YEAH. 114 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,271 - YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE, 115 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,106 BECAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE. 116 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,209 - COME ON. - [giggles] 117 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,120 I STILL THINK IT'S BETTER IF WE GO SLOW, 118 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,488 LIKE WE DECIDED, 119 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,957 AND NOT DO STUFF. 120 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,559 OKAY? 121 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:29,095 - MM-HMM. 122 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,197 - CALL ME TONIGHT? 123 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,899 - YEAH. - YOU PROMISE? 124 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,600 - YEAH, TOTALLY. - OKAY, COOL. 125 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:37,236 - SEE YA. - LATER. 126 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,674 - IF I CATCH YOU WITHOUT YOUR HELMET ONE MORE TIME, 127 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,708 NO MORE BIKE. 128 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:16,976 - I WAS JUST WITH MIA. 129 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,878 - MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN CLOSE TO HOME. 130 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,181 READ THE STATISTICS. THEY'RE HORRIFYING. 131 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,516 HOW IS MIA? 132 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,784 - FINE. 133 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,486 SHE HAD TO GO VISIT HER 1,000-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA. 134 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,888 - SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE CLINIC AND THEN RUN A FEW ERRANDS. 135 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,690 DAD'S GONE, TOO, SO YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN 136 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:31,924 UNTIL 5:00 OR 6:00. 137 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,861 IF YOU GET HUNGRY BEFORE THEN, FEED YOURSELF. 138 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,162 - HOW? 139 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,999 - THERE IS MONEY IN THE CASH DRAWER. 140 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,701 ORDER A PIZZA. 141 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,536 MAKE SURE YOU FINISH YOUR ENGLISH PAPER 142 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,771 BEFORE I GET HOME. 143 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,706 YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR HELMET IS? 144 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,007 - YEAH. 145 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,776 IT'S--IT'S IN THE GARAGE, WHERE I LEFT IT. 146 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,978 - NEXT TIME, PUT IT ON... 147 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:54,147 AND KEEP IT ON... 148 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,349 UNTIL YOU'RE AROUND 25. 149 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,353 - [exhales deeply] 150 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,688 - HEY, WAIT UP. 151 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,423 DO I HAVE TO WALK IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR AGAIN 152 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,624 TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? 153 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,760 - WANT TO FIND OUT? I'M GOING TO MY CAR NOW. 154 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,361 - [chuckles] YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT YOU? 155 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,930 YOU HAVE THE FACE OF A CHEERLEADER 156 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,465 AND THE ATTITUDE OF A BOUNCER. 157 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,666 I LIKE IT. - HMM. 158 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,167 - OH, SATURDAY DRUG RUN? 159 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,036 IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE TO MAKE YOU NICER TO ME? 160 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,070 - NOTHING THAT POTENT. 161 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,338 I'M JUST PICKING UP REFILLS 162 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,874 FROM THAT PHARMACIST WITH THE DUBIOUS HAIR PLUGS. 163 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,276 DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU TODAY. 164 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,878 - I WAS JUST TEACHING A MEDITATION CLASS 165 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,146 TO THE ONCOLOGY NURSES. 166 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,814 THEY ARE A TENSE BUNCH. 167 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,583 IT WORE ME OUT. 168 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,685 YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I'M STARVING. 169 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:08,554 YOU'RE BUYING. - HOW VERY GENEROUS OF ME. 170 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,490 HMM. NO, I THINK I'LL PASS. 171 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,325 I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN. 172 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,527 - WOW. WHAT'S WITH THE JEWELRY? 173 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,764 DID YOU ROB AN OLD LADY WITH QUESTIONABLE TASTE? 174 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:23,436 - NO, I'M JUST GETTING RID OF A FEW THINGS. 175 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,404 - WELL, HEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU. 176 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,908 - NO, BUT I CAN TAKE IT TO THE PAWN SHOP ON WASHINGTON. 177 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,676 - WAIT. THIS WASHINGTON? 178 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,844 NO, NO, NO. I SHOULD COME WITH YOU. 179 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,145 - NO, IT'LL BE BORING. 180 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,680 I'M BORED, AND IT'S MY JEWELRY. 181 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,382 - SERIOUSLY, I RAN PAST THAT PLACE 182 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,517 THE OTHER DAY, AND TRUST ME, 183 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,653 RUNNING IS THE WAY YOU SHOULD PASS IT. 184 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,155 LET ME, UM, CHECK THAT I HAVE MY RAPE WHISTLE. 185 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,191 - [laughs] 186 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,965 - HELLO, FELLOW PARENTS. 187 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,634 UM, I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME 188 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,903 WITH A LITTLE PATERNAL PREDICAMENT I'M HAVING. 189 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,138 I NEED TO DO A REAL-WORLD TEST-DRIVE 190 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:00,573 OF MY TOLKEY TOT TOTE. 191 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:03,009 THAT'S RIGHT-- TOTAL BABY COMFORT, 192 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,511 ZERO ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT. 193 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,846 PRETTY SHARP, HUH? 194 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,247 - LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF RAGS. 195 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,683 - WELL, YOU SAY POTATO, 196 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,119 I SAY REPURPOSED ITEMS FROM MY HOME. 197 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,389 I JUST NEED TO TRY IT OUT ON A REAL BABY 198 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,424 BEFORE MY BABY'S BORN AND THINGS GET CRAZY. 199 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:22,061 SO CAN ONE OF YOU JUST SLIP THIS ON 200 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,362 AND PUT YOUR LITTLE ONE IN IT-- 201 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,264 - THAT THING IS FILTHY. I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE DIRT. 202 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,265 - OH, NO. NO. 203 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,700 IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAN. 204 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,236 IT JUST HASN'T BEEN PUMMELED BY HARSH DETERGENTS. 205 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,571 SO JUST... 206 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,039 TUCK YOUR LITTLE FELLA IN THERE 207 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,574 AND GIVE HIM A BOUNCE. - ARE YOU NUTS? 208 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,745 - NO, NOT ANYMORE. 209 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,982 AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS 210 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:46,852 ON PIMPED-OUT STROLLERS AND WITLESS TOYS IS SANE. 211 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,921 LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 212 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,890 BABIES DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS 213 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,792 ABOUT ACCESSORIES. 214 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,194 YOU'RE JUST BEING MANIPULATED BY CORPORATIONS 215 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,530 INTO BUYING MOUNTAINS OF SHIT 216 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,599 THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD. 217 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,467 AND THE FACT IS, YOU'RE JUST MATERIALISTIC GLUTTONS 218 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,569 WHO DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 219 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,073 BETWEEN SHOPPING AND PARENTING. 220 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,843 AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE GROUNDED. 221 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,251 - 500 BUCKS-- THAT IS NOT CHUMP CHANGE. 222 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,454 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE NEGOTIATE LIKE THAT. 223 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,788 YOU--YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. 224 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,357 - WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO DISCOVER 225 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,658 THE THRILL OF PAWNING? 226 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,859 I MEAN, INSTANT CASH. 227 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,327 NOW MY GUYS WON'T HAVE TO WORRY 228 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,096 ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH A BUNCH OF NECKLACES WHEN I DIE. 229 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,130 - THAT'S RIGHT. 230 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,298 - GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO PAWN? 231 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,866 I'LL PAWN IT FOR YOU. I'M GOOD AT IT. 232 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,801 - I HAVE ALREADY GOT RID OF MOST OF MY STUFF. 233 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,504 YOU KNOW, I'VE LEARNED HOW TO... 234 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,539 DETACH FROM PEOPLE 235 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,742 AND--AND THINGS AND EXPECTATIONS, 236 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,578 AND LETTING ALL OF THAT GO JUST MAKES ME FEEL... 237 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,246 - FULL OF SHIT? 238 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,748 - UNBURDENED. 239 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,282 - AH. WHY AM I NOT CONVINCED? 240 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,384 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. 241 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,219 IT'S JUST HOW I LIKE TO LIVE. 242 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,689 AND IT'S HOW I WANT TO DIE-- 243 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,524 TRAVELING LIGHT, NO TIES, 244 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,192 NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK. 245 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,128 I COULD GO RIGHT NOW. 246 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,663 - YOU'RE ALREADY STAGE IV. 247 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,331 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T RUSH IT ANY MORE-- 248 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,166 JUST MY OPINION. 249 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,301 - HEY, HEY. CAN U HELP ME OUT? 250 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,637 MY CAR'S OUT OF GAS. CAN YOU SPARE A FEW BUCKS? 251 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,805 - I'M SORRY. 252 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,173 - GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 253 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,274 COME ON! 254 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,778 NOW! OR YOU WANT TO FUCKIN' DIE? 255 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,112 HUH? 256 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,014 HUH? YOU WANT TO DIE? 257 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,350 - [laughing] 258 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,052 - UM... 259 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,486 - I'M FUCKIN' SERIOUS. 260 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,621 - NO, I-I KNOW. I KNOW. 261 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,089 IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU-- [laughing] 262 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,857 HAD ANY SENSE OF THE IRONY. 263 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,459 I'M DYING. HE'S DYING. 264 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,760 - SERIOUSLY, SHE'S NOT KIDDING. 265 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,563 - NO, HE'S ALL DETACHED. HE'S READY TO GO. 266 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,165 - [laughing] 267 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,534 - YOU HIT THE JACKPOT WITH--WITH THE TWO OF US. 268 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,069 - YOU GUYS ARE NUTS. 269 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,871 - WOW, UM... 270 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,807 WELL, I GUESS YOU TOLD HIM. 271 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,276 - OH, MY GOD. DID HE HAVE A GUN? 272 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,844 HE HAD A GUN. 273 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,145 - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 274 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,714 - JESUS. DID WE ALMOST GET SHOT? 275 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,083 - HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE. YOU ALL RIGHT? 276 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,284 - YEAH, I JUST-- - YEAH. 277 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,352 - I THINK I NEED-- I NEED TO SIT DOWN... 278 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,921 WHERE THERE'S SOME VALIUM. 279 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,656 - UM... 280 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,025 WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 281 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,865 - I TYPICALLY DON'T GO INTO STRANGE GUYS' APARTMENTS. 282 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,834 - JUST IGNORE THE DEAD BODIES. 283 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,870 - [chuckles sarcastically] 284 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,406 NO KIDDING YOU TRAVEL LIGHT. 285 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,676 WOW, LEE. YOU LIVE LIKE A MONK... 286 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,111 A DRUNK MONK. 287 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,446 - [chuckles] LOVE MY WINE-- 288 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,848 NOT IN A WINO WAY. 289 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,950 - YOU DRINK IT FOR THE ANTIOXIDANTS. 290 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,985 - I OWN A WINE BAR BACK HOME IN NEW ORLEANS, 291 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,354 HAVE FOR TEN YEARS. - THAT'S AN ATTACHMENT. 292 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:38,257 - HUH? NO, NOT AT ALL. 293 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,092 LOOK, THE SECOND I DIE, 294 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,794 THE MANAGER TAKES OVER. 295 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,562 I DID THE PAPERWORK FOR THAT YEARS AGO. 296 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,631 AND IN THE MEANTIME, 297 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,768 THE OWNER'S GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL. 298 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,902 - WELL, I'M CONFUSED. 299 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,637 WHERE DO YOU LIVE, UP HERE OR DOWN THERE? 300 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,972 - THERE. 301 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,473 THIS IS JUST A SUBLET FOR WHILE I'M HERE 302 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,809 FOR DR. SHERMAN'S TRIAL. - HMM. 303 00:12:56,842 --> 00:13:01,080 HEY, NO TV, NO RADIO. 304 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,449 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO IN HERE ALL DAY? 305 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,583 - I MEDITATE. 306 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,985 ONE HOUR IN THE A.M., 307 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,053 ONE HOUR IN THE P.M., AND, UH... 308 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,823 DRINK--P.M. 309 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:13,225 - THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME INCRIMINATING MESS 310 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,528 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 311 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,936 OKAY, WHERE DOES A BUDDHIST KEEP ALL OF HIS CLOTHES? 312 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,137 - [laughs] 313 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,473 THOSE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES. 314 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,179 - THEN I SOLD MY BOAT. - BOATS SUCK. 315 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,581 - BOUGHT A CABIN, THOUGH. - CABIN'S BETTER THAN A BOAT. 316 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,449 - YOUR BOSS BLOWS FOR FIRING YOU. 317 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,618 - WELL, I'M LAID OFF, ACTUALLY, BUT-- 318 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,955 - SO, HERE'S THE 411 ON THE AGENCY I'M AT. 319 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,390 WE'RE ON A STREAK. 320 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,926 LANDED PIECES AT 3M, PILLSBURY. 321 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,495 - DO THAT STUFF IN MY SLEEP. - GOT SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU. 322 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,629 WAIT FOR IT. 323 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,031 - WAITING. 324 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,700 - SKI-DOO SNOWMOBILES. 325 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,702 - OH, MAN. 326 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,470 I LOVE SNOWMOBILES. 327 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,675 [doorbell rings] 328 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,846 - YOU ADAM? 329 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,315 - YEAH. 330 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,116 - UH, HOW OLD DID YOU SAY YOU WERE AGAIN? 331 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,651 - 18... 332 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,520 AND A HALF. 333 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,522 - GOT A PLACE I CAN CHANGE? 334 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:17,890 - OH, UH, YEAH. 335 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,825 JUST, UH, GO UPSTAIRS. 336 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,027 OKAY. 337 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,882 - MOMMY, MOMMY. THAT MAN TOOK PATTY. 338 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,884 - WHAT KIND OF SICK-- 339 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,352 HERE, GIVE ME THAT. 340 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,087 - I-I-I WAS JUST TESTING-- - HE TOOK HER DOLL! 341 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,723 - YOU NEED TO LEAVE, SIR. - THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK. 342 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,025 - ONLY PARENTS WITH CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED WITHIN THE PERIMETER. 343 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,560 - I-I HAVE A CHILD, IN UTERO. 344 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,328 - OH, REALLY? WELL, GOOD LUCK TO THAT KID. 345 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,396 HE'S GONNA NEED IT. 346 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,031 - IT'S A SHE. - HEY, SEAN. 347 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,267 BUDDY, LOOKING GOOD. CAN YOU LEND ME FIVE BUCKS? 348 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,370 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME OUT HERE, JOE. 349 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,771 [zippers closing] 350 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,374 [latex squeaking] 351 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,420 - WHAT ARE YOU, AN ALIEN? 352 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,088 - I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS ON THE PHONE. 353 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,957 WHAT DID YOU THINK "DOM" MEANT? 354 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,459 - I DON'T KNOW-- DOMINICAN? 355 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,999 - SO YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND? 356 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:38,037 THEN YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD BOY. 357 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,905 [whip cracks] 358 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,076 [handcuffs clicking] 359 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,853 - REALLY? REALLY? YOU SURE? 360 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,355 YOU SURE IT'S BREATHED ENOUGH? 361 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,856 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO RUSH IT, 362 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,559 BUT WHEN I SAID I WANTED A DRINK, I DID MEAN TODAY. 363 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,227 - THE PERFECT RED. 364 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,530 - FOR A FOILED ARMED ROBBERY. 365 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:08,801 - AND YOU ARE GONNA DRINK IT THE RIGHT WAY. 366 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,205 FIRST, SMELL. 367 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,976 THEN JUST A SMALL SIP. 368 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,479 BUT DON'T SWALLOW. HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 369 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,281 MOVE IT OVER YOUR TONGUE. 370 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,718 REALLY... REALLY BATHE EVERY TASTE BUD. 371 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,657 GOOD? 372 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,092 GOOD. 373 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,227 SWALLOW. 374 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,199 NOTICE ANYTHING? 375 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,267 - YES. STUNNING. - [chuckles softly] 376 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,370 - AND NOW IT'S GONE, AND I WANT MORE. 377 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,939 - CLEAN FINISH, AND THEN A CRAVING-- 378 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,507 THE MARK OF A GREAT SHIRAZ. 379 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,477 - YOU HAVE MORE SNEAKERS THAN SHIRTS. 380 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,679 - I RUN MARATHONS. 381 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:57,349 I STARTED, UH, 12 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED... 382 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,118 BACK AT STAGE I. 383 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,488 I'VE RUN THEM IN EVERY CITY I WAS IN FOR TREATMENT. 384 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,190 - KNOCKING YOURSELF OUT TO CROSS A FINISH LINE-- 385 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,459 SEEMS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF BUDDHISM TO ME. 386 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,995 - [laughs] WELL, IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING SOMEWHERE. 387 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,464 IT'S ABOUT, UM... 388 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,665 BEING SOMEWHERE. 389 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,334 IT'S LIKE... 390 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,336 YOU GET TO THE POINT IN A MARATHON 391 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,140 WHERE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING STOPS... 392 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,176 LIKE YOU'RE NOT MOVING AT ALL. 393 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,149 - YOU'RE LIKE A CAT, AREN'T YOU? 394 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,251 - [laughs] - RUBBING UP AGAINST THINGS, 395 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,319 BUT NEVER NEEDING ANYBODY. 396 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,155 - I WOULDN'T MIND BEING REINCARNATED 397 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,823 AS ONE OF THOSE HAIRLESS CATS, YOU KNOW, 398 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,426 WHERE YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THEIR HEARTS BEAT BENEATH THE SKIN? 399 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,394 - UGH. I'M MUCH MORE OF A DOG PERSON. 400 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,562 - MM. 401 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,531 - I HAVE ATTACHMENTS... 402 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,499 LOTS OF ATTACHMENTS... 403 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,035 ATTACHMENTS ON ATTACHMENTS. 404 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,440 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? I'M STRESSED OUT. 405 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,375 - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 406 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,910 THAT IS OBVIOUS. 407 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,650 - MY HUSBAND JUST LOST HIS JOB. 408 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,652 I'M AFRAID HE'S NOT GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE. 409 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,088 AND MEDICAL BILLS DO NOT PAY THEMSELVES. 410 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,091 - DOES HE HAVE PROSPECTS, YOUR HUSBAND? 411 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,094 - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 412 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,963 I MEAN, HE'S--HE'S HOLDING OUT FOR THE RIGHT JOB. 413 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,798 HE'S LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE. 414 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,467 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE A STEP DOWN. 415 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,470 BUT, YOU KNOW, TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND OUR TIMES ARE REALLY TOUGH. 416 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,539 AND I JUST-- I JUST WANT HIM TO GET A JOB. 417 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,408 [chuckles] 418 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,944 I MEAN, HE ACTS LIKE WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT... 419 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,613 - NOBODY GETS THAT MUCH TIME. 420 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,015 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 421 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,520 - SO WHAT WOULD I BE-- SENIOR ART DIRECTOR, 422 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,322 SUPERVISING ART DIRECTOR? 423 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,624 - THERE'S NO TITLE. IT'S FREELANCE. 424 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,026 - WHAT THE FUCK, JIMMY? 425 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,661 TALK ABOUT BURYING THE LEAD, MAN. 426 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,598 I MEAN, I--I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A JOB JOB HERE. 427 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,967 I CAN GET FREELANCE ON MY OWN. 428 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,402 I MEAN, EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING FOR IS FREELANCE. 429 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,837 - THAT'S 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S OUT THERE. 430 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,473 - WELL, CAN YOU GUARANTEE ME 431 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,275 MAYBE 30 BILLABLE HOURS A WEEK? 432 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,943 - 15 TO 20, TOPS. 433 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,279 - HEALTH INSURANCE THROUGH THE AGENCY MAYBE? 434 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,514 - SORRY. NOT AN OPTION. 435 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,883 - JESUS. 436 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,718 I'M-- I WAS A VICE PRESIDENT 437 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,521 THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW, WITH INSURANCE. 438 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,922 NOW YOU WANT INSURANCE, YOU GOT TO-- 439 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,557 YOU GOT TO, YOU KNOW, FROTH CAPPUCCINOS 440 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,125 OR FLIP BURGERS OR SOMETHING. 441 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,927 I CAN'T SUPPORT A FAMILY ON THAT. 442 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,596 - WELL, THEN BE READY TO BE OUT OF WORK FOR A LONG TIME. 443 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,599 - I CAN'T AFFORD "LONG TIME," JIMMY. 444 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,401 I NEED A REAL JOB NOW, 445 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,804 'CAUSE I GOT REAL RESPONSIBILITIES NOW. 446 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,574 TAKE YOUR SNOWMOBILES AND STICK 'EM UP YOUR ASS. 447 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,016 - WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE IDIOTS? 448 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,485 - I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE THINGS COST EXTRA. 449 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,853 JUST PLEASE UNTIE ME. 450 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,454 - SURE, WHEN YOU COUGH UP THE WHOLE $250. 451 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,889 THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 452 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,291 - I ONLY HAVE THE $100, OKAY? 453 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,792 $120, MAYBE. THAT'S ALL. 454 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,127 - I FUCKED YOU. 455 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,529 THAT ALONE'S $100. WHAT DID YOU THINK? 456 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,730 - I DON'T KNOW. 457 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,199 NO, NO, PLEASE. 458 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,367 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T SMOKE IN HERE. 459 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,372 - I'LL PUT IT OUT. FOR $250. 460 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,549 - CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, UNCLE SEAN? 461 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,752 - BEATS ME. WHAT'S UP? 462 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,701 - "WHEN I AM DEAD, DO NOT CLOTHE ME. 463 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,070 "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET-- 464 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,871 "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET. 465 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,673 "NO FLOWERS ON MY BED. 466 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,208 "AND LET NO ONE ACCOMPANY ME, 467 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,011 "NEITHER RELATIVES NOR FRIENDS. 468 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,447 BURN ME." 469 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,183 THAT--THAT IS A DEATH I CAN DRINK TO. 470 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,517 PIRANDELLO GOT IT RIGHT. 471 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,354 - WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A QUOTE LIKE THAT-- 472 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,855 DEPRESSING-DEATH.COM? 473 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,458 WHEN I GO, I'M GOING TO GO WITH A BANG. 474 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,560 NO, I WANT-- I WANT A BAND. 475 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,028 I WANT A BRASS BAND 476 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,529 OR A CLOWN BAND. 477 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,898 PROBABLY THAT'S ALL WE CAN AFFORD--AND FIREWORKS. 478 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,767 - NICE. THAT IS KEEPING IT CLASSY, JAMISON. 479 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,102 - AND A CROWD. 480 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,005 I WANT FAMILY AND FRIENDS 481 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,808 AND MY FORMER STUDENTS AND MY OLD GIRL SCOUT TROOP, 482 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,711 INCLUDING THE MEAN DEAF GIRL. 483 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,546 AND THEY SHOULD ALL BE CRYING, 484 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,715 BUT NOT ENOUGH SO THAT THEY DON'T ENJOY THE-- 485 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,018 THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN... 486 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,320 AND THE BACON. - UH-HUH. 487 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,422 - SO YOU TAKE THAT, PINOCCHIO. 488 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,523 - PIRANDELLO. 489 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,058 - YOU KNOW, A MONTH AGO, 490 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,960 I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT I WAS SICK, 491 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,663 NOT PAUL, NOT ADAM. 492 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,832 BUT NOW--NOW THAT THEY KNOW, I WANT THEM--I WANT THEM WITH ME 493 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,467 UN--UNTIL THE VERY END. 494 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,903 NO, I-I DON'T WANT MY DEATH TO BE-- 495 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,004 - SCARY? 496 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,439 NO. NO ONE DOES. 497 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,573 - DESOLATE. 498 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,342 THERE, I SAID IT. 499 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:53,879 THAT'S WHAT I FEAR... 500 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:57,215 A DESOLATE DEATH. 501 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,884 IF THAT HAPPENS, THEN I KNOW 502 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,654 I'VE DONE SOMETHING VERY, VERY WRONG. 503 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,389 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TALK 504 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,125 ABOUT THIS STUFF WITH ANYONE. 505 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,795 MAYBE IT'S THE ROOM. 506 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,364 IT FEELS SO SERENE. 507 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,833 [laughing] I'VE NEVER EVEN SAID 508 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:17,536 THE WORD "SERENE" BEFORE. 509 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,504 [both laughing] 510 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,708 - [sighs] 511 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,948 - OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 512 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,016 I'VE MISLED YOU. 513 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,451 OH, NO. I'M SORRY. 514 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:33,719 I'M--I'M-- - CALM DOWN. 515 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,388 - I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T MEAN-- - I AM CALM. 516 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,056 I'M MARRIED. 517 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,224 AND EVEN THOUGH 518 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,326 I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT MY HUSBAND 519 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,029 AND HIS NERVE-RACKING APPROACH 520 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,932 TO--TO JOBUNTING, I... 521 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,267 NO, I LIKE BEING ATTACHED TO PAUL, 522 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,336 AND I ALMOST REALLY SCREWED THAT UP ONCE, AND I'M-- 523 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,839 - [laughing] - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 524 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,807 WHAT, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 525 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,776 - YOU THINK I'M STRAIGHT? 526 00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,678 - WHAT? 527 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,048 - I'M GAY. 528 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,116 - GAY? 529 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,951 - I WAS ACTUALLY JUST ADMIRING THE FACT 530 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,786 THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE NO PORES. 531 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,654 BUT, UM... 532 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:13,392 I-I CAN ASSURE YOU-- A TRUE COCKSMAN. 533 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,795 - GOT IT. 534 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:19,297 [tittering] OKAY. 535 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,500 OKAY. 536 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,870 GAY. 537 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,438 [laughing] 538 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,908 I CLEARLY--I CLEARLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 539 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:33,145 WOW. 540 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,312 HA! 541 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,181 DON'T I THINK HIGHLY OF MYSELF. 542 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:38,083 - YOU SHOULD. YOU'RE INCREDIBLE. 543 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,351 - UH-HUH. 544 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,253 WHAT, INCREDIBLE ENOUGH TO HAVE THE POWER 545 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:44,389 TO TURN A GAY GUY STRAIGHT OVER TWO BOTTLES OF WINE? 546 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,358 [laughs] 547 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,859 OH. 548 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,195 OH, GOD, I-I HAVE TO GO, 549 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,230 NOT--NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY, 550 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,232 BUT BECAUSE I-- - OKAY. 551 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,134 - I AM--I'M SEMI-MORTIFIED, AND... 552 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,136 AND IT-- OH, IT'S ALMOST 5:00. 553 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,671 OH. 554 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,174 OH, PAUL WANTS ME TO MEET HIM. 555 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,675 SO I REALLY-- I REALLY DO. 556 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,876 I... 557 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,381 [laughing] I HAVE TO GO. 558 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,750 [door closes] 559 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,419 - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW IT'S STATUTORY RAPE? 560 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,554 LOOK AT HIM. 561 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,055 PLUS, YOU'RE GUILTY OF OVERCHARGING 562 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:18,223 FOR SERVICES RENDERED. 563 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,324 YOU DO NOT CHARGE A GUY 564 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,725 FOR JUST SHOWING HIM THE BALL GAG. 565 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,993 - THIS IS BULLSHIT. 566 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,362 MR. HORNY OVER HERE AGREED TO EVERY ADD-ON SERVICE. 567 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,931 - NO. I DIDN'T KNOW. 568 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,032 - YOU SHUT UP. AND, YOU... 569 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,500 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T REPORT YOU 570 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,402 TO THE COPS AND THE GOVERNING BODY 571 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:31,937 OF TRAINED DOMINATRICES. 572 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,839 - FINE. 573 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:35,240 $150, AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN. 574 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:38,276 - WELL... DONE. 575 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,746 BUT AS I, UM, CONDUCT MY TRANSACTIONS 576 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,082 WITHOUT LEGAL TENDER, YOU WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT PAYMENT 577 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,383 IN THE FORM OF TRADE, 578 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:49,588 LIKE, UH, THAT ASHTRAY OR THAT VASE. 579 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,667 - [softly] SHIT. 580 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,206 - WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? 581 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,307 SHE'S A HOOKER! 582 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,876 LOOK, I THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL. 583 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,744 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'D HOLD ME HOSTAGE. 584 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,980 - CALLING UP A HOOKER IS RANDOM AND DANGEROUS. 585 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,082 THAT SHIT IS NEVER COOL... 586 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,216 FOR A KID. 587 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,919 I-I THOUGHT YOU HAD A NICE GIRLFRIEND, ADAM. 588 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,420 WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING WITH HER? 589 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,655 - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 590 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,224 - UM, DUDE, I JUST PAID OFF YOUR DATE 591 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,426 WITH ONE OF REBECCA'S CRATE and BARREL ORIGINALS. 592 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,462 I THINK THAT MAKES IT MY BUSINESS. 593 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:34,266 - MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WAIT TO DO IT, AND... 594 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,434 I TRIED HOOKING UP WITH GIRLS AT SCHOOL, 595 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,836 BUT THAT GOT COMPLICATED. 596 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,971 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASIER 597 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,273 TO JUST MESS AROUND 598 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,275 WITH SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T DECORATE MY LOCKER 599 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:46,144 AND WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY MOM HAS CANCER. 600 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,713 - OY. THE SICK-MOM THING. 601 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,116 YEAH, I FEEL YOU THERE. 602 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:54,686 WHEN MY MOM DIED, I TORCHED MY OWN CAR... 603 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,322 WHILE I WAS LIVING IN IT. 604 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,057 - OH, THAT'S MENTAL. 605 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,395 - JUST--LOOK... 606 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:06,331 DON'T BE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GROW UP, OKAY? 607 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,867 I MEAN, I KNOW I MAKE ADULTHOOD LOOK EASY, 608 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,170 BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NO BED OF ROSES. 609 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:15,006 JUST... JUST TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY? 610 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,442 AND, UH, KNOW THAT 611 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,844 YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK ME FOR ANYTHING. 612 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,947 - COULD YOU HELP ME WRITE MY ENGLISH PAPER 613 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,782 BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME? 614 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,717 OKAY. 615 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,460 - PAUL? 616 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,099 - I JUST WANTED YOU TO MEET ME HERE 617 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:43,168 SO I COULD RIP OFF THE BAND-AID. 618 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,704 I WORK HERE NOW, SHORT-TERM. 619 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:48,306 AND I KNOW YOU MUST BE ALL KINDS OF WEIRDED OUT NOW, 620 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,008 HONEY, BUT, YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE THING. 621 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,210 THE JOB HAS HEALTH INSURANCE, WHICH WE NEED. 622 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:54,145 YOU KNOW, I ONLY APPLIED HERE, 623 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,881 LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO AFTER MEETING 624 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,617 WITH THAT ASSHOLE JIMMY. 625 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,185 AND YOU DON'T NEED TO PANIC, 626 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,753 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING GOOD. 627 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,755 AND I'M GONNA GET IT. 628 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,657 BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS... 629 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,792 I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS TO WORK. 630 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,567 YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING, 631 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,836 I CAN, UM, FIX YOUR iPOD. 632 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:20,572 OKAY? OR TELL YOU WHO CAN-- 633 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:24,109 LANCE IN TECH SUPPORT. 634 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,746 - I THINK IT'S AWESOME. 635 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:30,749 [Lenka's Everything's Okay] 636 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:36,521 ♪ ♪ 637 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,922 - RIGHT THIS WAY. 638 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:41,593 - ♪ KEEP GIVING ME LOVE TO FIND A WAY ♪ 639 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:45,764 ♪ THROUGH THIS MESSY LIFE I MADE FOR MYSELF ♪ 640 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,434 ♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I NEED A LITTLE HOPE ♪ 641 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,436 ♪ FOR A BETTER DAY ♪ 642 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,773 ♪ A LITTLE LOVE TO FIND A WAY ♪ 643 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:57,776 ♪ THROUGH THIS HEAVINESS I FEEL ♪ 644 00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:59,944 ♪ I JUST NEED SOMEONE ♪ 645 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:04,049 ♪ TO SAY EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪ 646 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:07,719 - ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪ 647 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,754 ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪